crumping:

“I want to clean your dusty cups from the inside out…”

We just had a house inspection, at which point it became quite apparent to me that while @squozen says we’re just lazy and can keep a clean house if we try, I’m of the opinion that we’re actually incapable of doing so on our own.

Black Books | The Cleaner | Channel 4 (via channel4)

I’m afraid @squozen is right, Crump. You are just lazy, or perhaps have other priorities.

If you tried, you’d be fine, but you might not be able to go to quite as many free booze-ups

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